Juvenile Delinquency. Let's stomp it out.

 Are your boys wearing tight pants? Are your girls snapping their gum? Does little Bobby leave the house with his hair all greased up, wearing shades on cloudy days? How short can little Janey's skirts get, how tight her sweater? These are not just retro Rockabilly fashion choices. If your kids are tearing around town in hot rod automobiles, smokin' butts, listening to Iron Maiden  or worse still, Slayer, or some such anti social music, you are starting to see warning signs of actual JUVENILE DELINQUENCY. I write it large because it should not be ignored completely.
   What to do? I  like to cut the kids some slack. At least they have friends. They can always quit smoking later. Ah , the hell with it , leave  'em alone. At least they ain't mooning around the house reading Herman Hesse and smokin' up all my weed.