So goes a naughty little poem. Put on your junior high hat, and given what ryhmes with sticky, you know the rest.
Today, here are some helpful hints for keeping your cool this summer.
1.Take off your shirt
2.Take off your pants
3.Avoid digging with a shovel
4.Somehow turn off the heater in your truck
5.Go to a pool
6. Go to K-marts and buy a pool ( kiddy pools are not just for kids and chickens)
7.Golf, after Labor Day only
8.Shoot off some fireworks. (gets your mind off the heat)
9.Drive North
10.Act cool , dress cool, be cool
11.Sleep on the firescape or move to someplace not so hot
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