Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Cures baldness and makes for the comeliest bosom....

   Mark Twain once said, "If a man wants to bet you he can make cider come out of your ear, he most likely can". 
     It seems my blog was hacked yesterday by some charlatan offering a bogus cure for hotness. I am coming to the realization that perhaps everything I read on the internet might not be true. There have always been unscrupulous people, but the internet puts them all in one place, all at one time. We live in a golden age of flim flam, when extravagant claims are made at the speed of light. We must all be on our guard. Although I try to make Smoothstar the most up to date and useful source of lifestyle information, you may have to use some critical faculty when evaluating even such a trustworthy source.
  Send today for Smoothstar's patented lie detector, for just twelve monthly installments of ninety nine dollars, you will enjoy the secure feeling of knowing that you will never be lied to again. I'm just kidding, but you see how easy it would be. We all want something impossible.

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