Some of my moviestar friends have invited me to go skiing with them this summer. We are going to fly around. There will be those big arching arrows all over the globe as we go from glaciers in Alaska, down to the Andes in Chile, then over the Pacific to ski in New Zealand. Then a nonstop flight back to Albany. Whew, I'm tired. It's good to go, but it's good to go home.
Some of you may not realize that south of the equator it is now winter, and I have heard that the toilets actually whirl in the opposite direction. I will be reporting all sorts of reports about where to stay, the sights and sounds and smells and specific endorsements of where me and my movie star friends go, and what kind of skis we like, and parkas and energy drinks. So please, all you resorts and airlines and ski companies, please contact me here, and send me the plane tickets and stuff, and we'll make this thing happen. Thank you.
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