My youngest daughter and I invented a new kind of alarm clock. The clock plays either an annoying, or a pleasant tone, or can be made to play your favorite radio station at the appointed hour. It is also wired to a gigantic spring that is installed under your mattress, that throws you out the window into the yard. There is obviously no snooze bar.
This kind of innovation don't come cheap. How many jobs have you lost due to fifty cent alarm clocks? This thing is perfect for swing shift workers, stay at home dads, functional alcoholics, mothers of twins, bar musicians with day jobs, and any other hard to awaken folks.
This is only good for single storey homes. We are working on a model that throws you down a flight of stairs.
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