Saturday, March 26, 2011

Shut That Dog Up !

  The old saying goes : "Dogs bark, babies cry, things break and people let you down." I don't know about the rest of it , but bloody hell I am tried of the endless yapping. I get it, dogs bark, but it is the sound track for my nervous breakdown. The barking, oh God please, please, please, make it stop. One dog barks then the neighborhood chorus of hellhounds takes their cue.
   The dog is a barometer of stress and anxiety. If you or say, the  whole godforsaken world for example, is a little on edge, the dog will sense this and drive that edginess over the edge into a yawning pit of despair that knows no bottom with their non-stop shreiking and howling.. That dog will stand there,  looking down and bark as you are swallowed whole.
    I musn't go on. My dog is barking and needs to go out.
   Tomorrow,  training tips . Start your puppy off right.

2 comments:

  1. Truly one of the ways to cause insanity is absolutely constant noise, especially sharp staccato barking.

    I dread cleaning a few of my dog-yards because of the dogs, inside, mind you, barking at me continuously. Fortunately, it only lasts the 10 minutes I'm there. The relief upon leaving is palpable.

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  2. Bowwowwow yippeeoyippeeya bowwow yippeeoyippeeay

    why must i be like that; why must i chase the cat?
    nuttin' but the dog in me....

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