Today's post is mostly for the fellas, but you gals might gain some insight into the mysterious mind of men as well.
Some lads are reluctant to having a baby. I say baby, because after baby number one, the reluctance to baby number two is either complete, or you are so dazed, nothing much matters anyway. The first baby is the kicker.
Guys ask stuff like, "Will I still be able to go waterskiing?" Of course you will. You won't have to quit swearing, smoking weed, drinking, going to nightclubs, playing in bands, riding a motorbike, building your hotrod, ice fishing or any of those activities you think being a parent might put the kebosh on. After the kid gets to be three or so, you may have to curtail your minor league hockey habit. All the brawling is a bit much.
On that subject, one word of warning. Babies don't fight fair. Also, they do tend to help themselves to your money.
Don't worry, it's a pisser. Have a baby.
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