Spring doesn't only bring mud and fish. The onslaught of the wedding season is upon us. With it, comes questions of etiquette and fashion. What will I wear and how will I act? If the happy couple says casual, fellas wear a suit or you'll be the only one not wearing a suit. Same goes for you gals, casual means a fancy dress, not a tube top, cut offs and flip flops.
How to act? Free hard liquor. Hmm ? Just because you are dressed as gentle folk, after a dozen or more gin and tonics, your inner chimp may still make an appearance. Never pretty.
You may find yourself seated with vague acquaintances or outright strangers. Make an effort, but don't assume your coarser material will be a hit.
Here's my formula. Your wedding gift will be two hundred bucks if I have to attend, five hundred, if I don't. Best wishes for your domestic bliss.
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