Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Get Along Gang.

  Sometimes it is written as all one word, The Getalongang. It is a personel policy that can work in any field of employment. Not to pat myself on the back, but I sort of invented this policy myself while working in a boat yard. It would work in a restaurant, a law office, a goverment bureau, you name it.
    I would tell the newly hired fellas, of which in the yard there were two types, glue peasants and grinder zombies, about our policy. In a nutshell, if some thing gets utterly messed up, broken, neglected, lost or stolen, and you are questioned about it's status, after a quick look about, see who isn't around and blame them. I know it may seem a bit juvenile when something is obviously under your stewardship, perhaps you are even in the process of making a bollocks mess of something, to try and deny responsibility. Do it anyway.
   It's not your fault, your parents made you this way.

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