Though not as romantic as secret agent, cowboy, or white hunter, farming is a career choice worth considering. Have you ever driven a tractor? I have and it's a pisser.
A farmer is a resourceful person. Wouldn't you love to be able to fix a big machine using nothing but your wits, a sledge hammer and an acetelyne torch. You must master every trade and be an inventor. You can face the elements with a firm set of the chin. Those denim bib overalls flatter every figure. Worn without a shirt, or with a sharp white sleeveless t, for guys or gals, I can't think of a sexier wardrobe piece.
The only downside is the early hours. If you're not a morning person, skip the dairy farming, maybe growing weed would suit you better. I'm good with beets ,collards and green beans, general truck farming.
If you have a small suburban lot, rototill the whole damn thing. You can't eat grass, man.
grass is surprisingly gross.
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