Isn't It Romantic.

  I was hanging out with a guy the other night and he thought it was October. Odd.
  That's just an aside. This weekend we have Lincolns birthday and as always Valentines Day hard on it's heels. Celebrate both. Write the Gettysburg Address on your girlfriend's nekkid body while she writes the Emancipation Proclamation on yours.  I bet that would tickle. Don't use permanent markers.
    Here's what I'm gonna do. I have a big old beard and I'm gonna shave off just the moustache sometime during the night. My wife will scream when she sees that on Valentines morning.
   The best way to celebrate any holiday ? I have a pile of scrap wood covered with a tarp in the yard. We'll have a big ol ' bon fire.