It's About Time.

   I have young friend attending Union College and living in a dormitory. You can be assigned a roomate at college about whom you know nothing.  I visited his dorm and met his roomate. The young man had constructed a craft project clock with a small picture of a nekkid lady at each hour and round the clock face, a ramsom note- like phrase, with pasted together words that asked, ''What Time Tits It?"
   Clever? Perhaps, more juvenile and intentionally offensive, but showing a certain imagination. I also know couple of dopes who dug a hole in the yard, lined it , likewise with photos of nekkid ladies, placed a sheet of  clear plastic lining over the photos,  filled it with water from a garden hose, called it a " Picture Pool",  then built a ten foot tall lifeguard tower overlooking it.
   My mother used to say, " Idle hands are the devil's workshop."