We've put the punk in punctuality, so its about time we got around to putting the pro in procrastination. We all want to be heroes in our own movies. Pull the nice girl out of the water, right before the shark gets her. She's now breathing heavily and glistening in your sun-dappled row boat and ever so impressed with your resourcefullness. What of the more mundane promises of fixing leaky roofs and pipes, the fixing this and the building that, oi, when does it end ?
"But you said" are the saddest words I've ever heard.
"I'll get right to that in the next few days." Don't you really mean , "I'll do that before I'm dead, unless I die"?
When is a lie not a lie? When it's a promise.
We got promises to keep. Shake a leg.
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