A Most Delicate Subject.

   There is a suburban mom of my aquaintance whose skills and capabilities I find are particularly impressive. Her personal appearance is especially comely, as is that of her children and, most noticeably, so is that of her home. She also has a high responsibility and high paying career.
   I was at her house the other day and I couldn't help myself, so I asked, " Would you mind if I ask you a personal question?"  She noticeably flinched, but agreed to hear me out.  " Do you have a cleaning lady?" Much relieved  that my question wasn't both  more personal and somehow also more inappropriate, she answered, "No". I then gushed  nervously on and on about how lovely her home was, and clean , and wow, and how do you manage it. It seems she can somehow get her teenage children to clean.Very impressive.
  On a related note, someone asked me a personal question the other day. " Smoothstar, would you rather have the sex relation with a fabulously beautiful movie star or catch a really big fish?" I'll answer that tomorrow.