Hey Smoothstar,
How about a column about on Twinkies, Ring Dings, those marshmallows and cake balls things?
Signed , Jimmy
Jimmy, you sure struck a note with me. They say you are what you eat. Man, I am a Twinkie. There, I said it. Them golden delights used to drive me wild. I swear they put crack in them. The pink snow balls things, as you put it, are eaten dry, chocolatey inside first and weird, rubbery, pink half ball second.
There was period of time in the late seventies when Red Zingers and 16 oz. Pepsi Colas actually saved my life. I was struggling and took daily comfort, every day, at a corner deli. I bought a three pack, with a bonus fourth Red Zinger(essentially a twinkie, coated in preserved rasberryish jelly and rolled in coconut flakes) and washed it down with a large Pepsi and a pack of Kools.. A veritable freight train of sugar.
Just last night, I almost went out for Zebra cakes. They have a dandy chemical snap ,they do.
I want something sweet right now. Who wants pancakes?
I'm convinced that Little Debbie was responsible for our kitchen getting finished.
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