The fisherman asks, " Doin any good ? " and "What are you using?". No matter what you tell him his answer is always the same. "Are you kidding me? One, you should have been here yesterday and two, unless you are using the Wombley's Mammer Jammer with the frog finish in the one and three quarter ounce size, which they no longer make, but I have the world's remaining supply and I wouldn't give you or sell you one, even if this was the last day of the universe, you might as well have stayed home."
When you meet a beekeeper and tell him of your newly started hive, his or her first question will be, "You did install The Underhanging Snogwogglian device didn't you?" No matter what you tell him, you either installed it wrong or if you didn't install one, or never heard of such a thing, you might as well have poured napalm into your hive.
If you meet a person who is both a fisherman and a beekeeper ,dude, you are in the presence of a god on earth.
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