Ordinarily I like to address all genders. Today's posting I will direct to the men. Has Mother's Day already past? I know it's in the spring sometime. Sadly, my mom is with Elvis, so I loose track. I'm not sure if I should count the mothers of my children or only my own mother. I'm getting off the point here.
Nothing jazzes up any love relation like a gift of flowers. If your moms is still alive, give her some flowers today. Even if your girlfriend isn't pissed at you, give her some flowers today. If you have an old auntie you haven't seen in years, give her the flowers. She might remember you in her will, who knows. Don't give flowers to any avid gardener who has a yard full of the things. You'll just seem stupid.
A couple of bucks at the grocery store for a few carnations and you lift yourself above the level of thoughtless brute. A wiser investment you cannot make.
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