Monday, June 27, 2011

Misguided Missles and Bathtub Admirals

    I am not an expert on foreign policy. I am hardly an expert on economics. All the stuff that guvment does is pretty much a mystery to me. Therfore I stick to what I am expert in, which is lifestyle, fashion, personel hygeniene and developement, big game fishing and hunting, low budget car and home repairs and tons of other stuff. I wouldn't have been given this blog job if I wasn't an expert  in these fields. The list, though long, is not endless.
     We all know that the path to love is never smood. I am here to guide you and welcome your letters and questions.This just in.
 
Dear Smoothstar,
      What do you think I should vote for in the coming elections.
Signed
Baffled in New Hampshire

Dear BINH
     I think he really is into you alot, but don't let him put his wandering hands all over you until you are certain he isn't going to just kiss you to be clever. I hope that helps.
   Best wishes
              Smoothstar

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