Who among us hasn't thought, " I'd like to try a new career" ? When I was a lad I saw a few different career possibilities. Secret Agent. Lone Cowboy, wandering the high plains of Ontario. White Hunter. Arctic Explorer.Ski Bum. After forty years in construction I am now thinking of a second act and this very morning my middle child told me about a career I think I would be perfectly suited for. Trial Husband.
It seems it is possible for a woman, or a man I suppose, to rent a trial spouse to see if wedded bliss would suit them. I don't think the sex relation part is the key part. I would be the answer to the question of "What's that thing on the couch?" "Oh , that's the mister." Or "Can you kill this rat?" "Certainly dear."
"For the love of a merciful Christ, can you wash a dish once in a while? " I answer " Huh?"
Before you say I do, find out to what.
Well, as a trial husband, I expect you would be the acid test, mein herr.
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