Dave's Don'ts

   Heres a list of "don't do it man"
1.Don't buy your wife a deer rifle for christmas
2.Don't buy your wife a rake for your aniversary.
3.Don't buy your wife a case of beaujolais and drink it all.
4.Don't go to court or a job interview drunk.
5.Don't shovel the old lady's driveway next door, not even once.
6.Don't go swimming in Buckinhgham pond; it's only a foot deep and the bottom is green.
7.Don't use a blowtorch  and a can of gas on a wasp nest. Shouldn't have to tell you.
8.Don't put the center of a golf ball in a vise. Shouldn't have to tell you.
9.Don't throw bullets in a campfire. I should not have to tell you.