Rodents. Some industrious, some despoilers,some downright ornery. I seen 'em all boys. And not all of 'em walkin' on four feet ,I'll tell ya. If you have rodent trouble and who don't ; you might think you don't , but you do ; this is the focus of todays focus. I got a woodchuck with his bastardly bunny buddies under my shed, I got chipmunks building an under ground city, I got squirrels ,moles, voles, and a tree surgeon up the block who' charged his own mother 1800 bucks to cut down a small sumac. Rodents? Yeah, I know rodents. Smell a rat? No, I smell a mouse.And this little fella moved right in with us.
"Don't kill him daddy, he's so cute." So let's just make a trail of cornflakes from the the last seen to the open front door. My guess is a capabyra will follow the trail in and slit my throat while I sleep.
Yeah, lucky for us we don't live in Florida where they got those neutrinos. Man, you don't want to be within earshot when those things go out of phase.
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