Your first thought... no such thing.
Common sense tells us. Kids, get a toy. Teenagers, give 'em cash. Old folks, a cardigan or an old lady, socks or something. Everybody knows that stuff. Now for a bit of uncommon sense.
Today, we need the perfect gift for our loved one. Hmmm.......? This last holiday gift giving season got me thinking, "What would get my sweety thinking about me everytime she(he) was nekkid?" Of course! A great big fluffy, soft, luxurious bath towel, baby! Here's another great thing about it. Ain't no towel on earth can possibly cost more than thirty or forty bucks.
So you're all warm and cozy, rubbing yourself all over with your nice new towel and you think, "Aw, what a doll."
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