Lets Make Sausage !!

   I f you haven't picked up a rusty old hand meat grinder during last years garage sale season, shame on you. Go next door and ask your neighbor politely. "Do you have a meat grinder I can borrow? Just for an hour or two." Keep doin' that until you 've got one. Don't look all crazy or they'll think you're up to something.
   OK. Next, get some meat. All you vegans check back tomorrow. Any old freezer burned anything  will work. Go to the local grocery store and get some salt pork and some sausage casings. Without the casing, what you're making is just a real nasty little hamburger. Grind it all up  and add a bunch of spices. A lot of everything especially hot stuff. Squirt it into the casing with a sausage horn thingy.  Oo it's so sexy.
     Return the grinder. If you drink ,go to the liquor store. I recomend a gallon of Cribari red  (aka Crowbar wine) Any jug  screwtop will do. Invite in whomever you borrowed the grinder from  or mooched meat from. Fry the supreme piss out of your creations. Bon apetit'.