Monday, January 10, 2011

Pets for every lifestyle.

  A pet,be it furred , fish or fowl can be a wonderful addition to any home. But be sure the pet you choose suits your personal style of living. If you like quiet, get a fish. I've never met a noisy fish. Reptiles are quiet, and can be quite handsome and can make a heck of a statement. Nothing says wow like a boa ,and not feathered one , around your neck at street festival or biker rally, especially if you happen to be a well put together and scantilly clad gal. Birds. I got one for forty bucks from a biker on morris street.A pretty big one. Poor decision. It bit my landlord in the head. Before I could find a new apartment, I had to pass him on to a more responsible person.
   That brings us to cats and dogs. If you like being held hostage by a shreiking, twirling dervish, perhaps the Australian silky terrier would suit your lifestyle. If you like the excitement of never knowing if you'll even have a habitable home when you return at the end of the day,the german shorthaired pointer is an excellent breed. Those are just two of the wonderful world of dog pets that I have had experience with. A little research will find you a perfect match. I saw an ad in the paper once . It said " free- yorkshire terrier, hateful little dog ,bites".
    Don't be a fool, get a cat man.

1 comment:

  1. A pet is also a good way to keep meat on the hoof. For a rainy day. Just sayin'. If this is your aim, I recommend a Newfoundland or pony.

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