Tuesday, September 13, 2011

It's Etiquette Week on Smoothstar

1. Don't slurp your soup swiney boy.
2.Not a lot of talking while fishing, thank you.
3.No talking while I'm trying to hit a golf ball. None. Not one word. No sounds.
4.You can mow or weed whack before 9 am on a Sunday, if you don't mind a punch in the face.
5.Also, limit the chit chat during a hockey game. That's what the intermissions are for.
6. Don't stop me if I've told you this before. Anything.
7.Double your wedding gift if you can't attend the ceremony. Count yer blessings.
8.Change your socks, brush your teeth, all that stuff, don't forget.

More tomorrow, I got work.

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