Droopy drawers, ass pants. These are just two fashion faux pas' that we can suffer. The ass pants are the pants where by the center seam attacks yer butt crack. I know this may seem a bit crude early in the morning, but many of you are probably dressing right now. If your pants feel a little bit haunted, they are. When all your pride and self repect are gone, your fashion choices are made by what isn't covered in paint or blood stains or gravy.
Gals, are you leaving the house this morning wearing a mid calf length floral skirt , jogging shoes and a great big cardigan sweater, like grampa used to wear? Yoiks! I know it's already wednesday but let's call this Smoothstar Fashion Week. Sure, if you are cleaning your gutters or snaking a drain that's one thing. If you are hitting the kid's open house or even going to the grocers. Let's look sharp. Let's make fashion choices; don't be just smelling what you put on, look at it too.
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