Many of my readers are teenagers, were teenagers or will soon be teenagers. This being Teen Week, I thought I should address of a few of the most pressing issues facing teens of today and yesterday. I'll break it out into two parts. Skin care and dating do's and don'ts.
Skin care
1. Face your face. I mean wash your face. I like Oil of Olay's age defying soap. It's creamy and leaves your face feeling clean.
2.Don't bother showering everyday in the winter. Studies show the deer can smell you anyway. Keep them upwind, and the same goes for people.
Dating do's and don'ts.
1. Don't be a schmoo.
2. Do be polite.
3. Don't forget to shower. Wash your feet real good, you might get lucky.
Tomorrow: How to drive like a teen.
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