Friday, August 19, 2011

BLOGAPALOOZA

After being informed by the real Smoothstar that we would have a "free for all" during his hiatus I envisioned an ultimate cage match of the KaWaZee friends that The Smoothstar attracts with his unique wit and powers of observation. It would be like Wrestlemania with the Shamrocks and the Gracies thrown in to Give Rowdy Roddy Piper and Jimmy "Super Fly" Snooka some more reason to smuggle some coconuts into the ring and give those UFC pretenders a little "What for" with a coconut to the noggin.

We always misbehave when mom goes out, RIGHT? The Golden Boy, Haystacks Calhoun, The Hillbillies and other great iconic performers like Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine were just like all of us when they were kids. They put on some tube socks Daddy's boxer shorts and tied a T-shirt around their neck like a cape and bounced on the big bed in Mom's room like a trampoline watching her TV throwing their underwear at the screen when the villain appeared.

Wrestling shows like the ones made popular in film by the great Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, take place in Glens Falls, Troy, Albany and Syracuse. I even attended  a great wrestling show with Lars Anderson, Jimmy "Super Fly" Snooka, a Samoan, Ricky Magnet and Roy Star at the Andrew's Gym on the big Island of Hawaii. Some of Smoothstar's readers may not know who I really am. Let me tell you this... When the hail of boos and shower of trash was smacking me down as I came to ringside, I stood proud and defiant, because I am, The Great, Bo Bo Brasil! Tired of taking the kids out for a boring evening at the mall to see a crappy movie? Huh?  GO! See some real live entertainment. For about the same amount of money as a movie and popcorn you can see Steve Austin break a chair over the back of his opponent whose name ~ was? That's right, who cares? It's fun.

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