The song goes" A man should never gamble , more than he can afford to lose." We used to play poker most every wednesday night. Whomever won had to buy drinks at the bar for the losers. We engaged a uke player to entertain while we played. It was friendly. One of our regulars brought a friend who thought he could go easy on the booze, win a bunch of hands and go home. "Not so fast there, Johnny."
Here's Smoothstar's Rules (sorta like Hoyle only different)
1. Never gamble when the suns out.
2.Don't start giggling when you have a good hand.
3.Don't guzzle that crummy liquor they serve free in casinos.
4.Do pay for your hotel before you go to the casino.
5. Just because a football team hasn't lost in months doesn't mean it won't.
* dog racing tips
1. The biggest dog doesn't always win.
2. Bet a dog that pees right before a race, but not everytime.
Follow these simple rules and your next trip to the track, poker table or casino will be a success. As always, good luck. You're gonna need it.
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