Readers Poll Results Are In

We had an overwhelming positive response to our readers poll.

1. 33% of  our readers are bald or balding
2. The Pirate Position is prefered over the Missionary Position by both men and women by over two to one. Three to one in France.
3. Nearly 100% percent of our readers fish. Excellent!
4. Only one reader reported a near death experience. An electrician who saw 400 volts worth of God.
5.Most all of our readers like to party. That's counting all parties.

That does it until next year. We will continue to serve until the first of the year, when we will elect a new Smoothstar for 2012. We will start taking nominations on opening day of deer season.

( Postings may be sporadic as the power is ripped off the house from the huricane. Reporting from the Delmar library)