Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Job Requirements

  Heavy is the head that wears the crown. So goes the old saying. As we prepare to pass the mantel of the Smoothstar on, let's look at what you need to know if you want to enter our pagent  (.Entries due on opening day, middle of October sometime)
1.  No more than three felony convictions please.
2 .Must be at least twelve years old.
3. The swimsuit and evening wear apsects will be waived for the reclusive.
4.Must be able to write a paragraph or so a day for a year (baring acts of god) on lifestyle topics.

That's about it for the requirements, now for the benefits.
1.Unlimited use of house in Vail*
2.A brand new Cadillac*
3. Keepsies on all comped product.
4. Three pair of dude socks from The Capital Mills Sock Company

* subject to availability

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