Whether it's the three Ss, Your morning cup of Joe, or cleaning your refrigerator of all available beer and pruning your roses during the Super Bowl, even the most unpredictable of us have routines. I like to have a shot or two before a social occasion especially when it is a one year old's birthday party, not so much for my social anxiety disorder, but to help me communicate better with the infant focus there at the party. Habits that we perform habitually all of the time regularly are routines unlike vices that hmmmm yes we do them habitually as well, butt here is argument that some habits are actually vices and vice versa... Hoooey?
When I had a job, Saturday = cleaning day for my wife as I was out of the house working, Sunday = cook-out, Monday, while everyone else went off to work I slept off the mountain of ribs and bottle of tequila(remember, I worked on Saturday) Tuesday, I liked to call in sick, to shop for more ribs, beer and tequila work a few days and so on ~ my routine.
Vice or habit:
1. People watch..... Repeated trips to the beach wearing shades a gold chain and a white plum smuggler.
2. Coffee............................................................. $5 bucks a pop twice a day to the tune of $100 a week.
3. Getting your ears waxed ................. Just do it! The azalea bush growing there scares little children.
4. Walking the dog ................................................................... Some people know what this means.
5. Gardening ......................................................................................... When does it become ridiculous?
6. Video Games Interactive TV and internet ........................................................... You know this one.
7. Philippine massage....................................................................................................
8. Psychotherapy ............................ Therapy for psychos? Who would have thought? How Progressive.
9. Tanning salons................................. For that leathery all over body. Kinda of gives me Chicken skin.
10. Reading Smoothstar...................................... I don't start my day without it. Vice, Routine, or habit?
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